What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why did my ex move on so fast, we have only been broken up for 2 weeks?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

How can I earn money through OnlyFans?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why don't I get sleep at nights?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

What do you think, TikTok is nothing but another porn site? Do you agree or not? Why?

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

What was your best revenge story?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why does it smell so bad? I noticed that when I move around my vagina has a stench. It’s usually a wet liquid, almost like pee. There’re little to no discharge and it doesn’t hurt or itch.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?

-Bond slapping Tracy.